Lost and Found
Look what
I found snagged on the barn. Good thing I found them when I did, if a gale had
gotten hold of these they’d have brought the whole damned barn down. Reckon I
know who lost them, but I ain’t gonna disclose her identity. If they belong to
the lady I spotted bathing in the creek the other day, then I reckon she’s been
disclothed enough already.
Besides, I
like Miss April and I don’t want to embarrass her further. I found this too, on
top of the cupboard when I was scratching around for something to eat…
Ain’t no way of
telling how long it’s been there or even if it’s fit to drink. Be a shame to
waste it though. Hmm, maybe I’ll test it on someone. If it don’t kill them I’ll
drink the rest myself.
Not thirsty, anyways! Best give them drawers back to April, every gal needs to have her lucky pants to hand.
ReplyDeleteI am at a loss for words...don't you DARE drink that! You know I had that hidden for a special occasion, but I reckon findin' my lucky draaaawsss is sorta special. Although, had ya not sntached 'em up in the first place I wouldnt' have to find em'...hmphhh!
ReplyDeleteNot thirsty Miss JJ? Too bad, I was saving it just for you.
ReplyDeleteHowdy Miss April. Oh yeah, I remember now. Yup, you're right. Getting your britches back is a special occasion. Here, have little sip and tell me what you think...