C’mon fella, eat your dinner. What’s the matter, ain’t you hungry?
Well I am. I’m starving so bad my ribs are poking though, though I’m sure sick of eating like this.
Maybe I’ll go into town later and get a nice steak. How does that sound Nameless, would you like me to bring you back a steak? No? Well maybe you ain’t as hungry as me. From the look of those bones on the porch, someone took good care of you while I was away. Hmm, if you ain’t pining for Housty, maybe you ate her?
Love's lost, eh? Poor Nameless! Sending hugs and lashings of love to the poor wee pooch xxx
ReplyDeleteWell, well, if it ain't my favorite over nourished bucket-mouth. Poor Nameless, huh? Okay, save your sympathy for Nameless. Never mind that I’m getting all skinny and weak, and suffering hunger pains like you’d never know.
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